So, Pork. Pork Porky Pork Pork. My little bit of youtube fun. Basically, this is how I waste time.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=XSExgUhw fzg

Idiocy isn't it? A grown man, dubbing crappy films and doing rudimentry animation that tries for Gilliam-esque, but isn't half as clever. I'd do flash, god knows I've tried, but I just haven't the time or patience to fully understand it, although I am a fan, which is why I'm here and hopefully you appreciate my musical input instead.

So yeah, Pork 4. When it's done, that'll probably be it. But TO THE POINT.

I composed pretty much all the music for Pork 3 and onwards, save for a few little cues and hits. Had fun doing it, my first babysteps into proper scoring. Sort of. Comedy diddles that are quaint and silly. A lot of the music is here among my music collection, for others to have fun with and use as they see fit, that's cool. Quite pleased to see stuff like "Bouncing Annoying Thing" turn up in "Ascii-Man" for instance. That one was written for Pork 4.

Anyway, as a little bit of fun, alongside Pork 4, I am also working on a "Pork Suite", encompassing every single theme I can cram in. Yes, I know, it's a stupid idea and that's precisely the point. So, it'll take in small delights like the main theme, "Here Comes Chevy Chase", "Warble For Me Willie" and the all new "Theme of John Major" all freshly composed and done in differing styles, going for as epic a length as I can manage. Again, an absurd idea, but that's the whole point.

If you're doing something truly stupid, why not make it EPIC stupid, eh?